oh, excuse me...

so sorry Mr. Culture. I guess we can't all be as erudite and snooty as our classy friend Kearney, who is too cool and superior to watch tv. Instead of such mindless and detrimental activities as watching Am. Idol and Desperate Housewives, Kearney chooses more stimulating activities, like endless pacing, endlessly worrying, and domestic abuse of his partner, mr. pickles. Kearney is right, all I do is sit in front of my TV, stuffing my face with potato chips. It is a lovely life and he can't make me stop it. I am keeping my fat ass right here on the couch with my mindless television.

and . . .

Kenny Logins? I guess there are worse people I could be compared to. I have still only seen one episode of American Idol and that was a few years ago, or I would suggest we play 'if we were AI judges, who would we be?' john is the nice black guy (but now who is Mason?). Kearney is not Simon. Maybe he is Paula Abdul. The episode I saw had Gladys Knight as the guest judge, so that is who Mason is. Lisa is Simon. i have already exhausted my knowledge of the show so everyone else is on their own.