Monday, June 13, 2005

if you have never seen me mad, you are about to...

Mason (and everyone else), go read this now:

Majikthise : Queer Action Coalition pickets Refuge

Majikthise also reminds us of the dobson bible whoring empire's foul extension into this market of paying others to destroy your children to assuage your bigotry:

Majikthise : Focus on the Family's latest project

which is a group which puts on conferences to hurt gay kids. They may not state this as their purpose, but you damn well better know that it is the effect, whether pushing kids one step closer to suicide or towards lashing out at other gay folks or to promoting hostile environments in the community and classrom, these folks mean to have us in our place or dead.

I had the unfortunate experience of attending one once, so please, if you disagree with my characterization of the organization or what they do, step to it.

Thankfully, my interaction with these folks was after I was a finacially independent adult with a bad attitude instead of a scared teenager. But kids have it fucking hard enough without some money-grubbing pricks trying to get their scared parents to let them beat their head to a pulp with a bible and a smile. The whole day there at the conference, in some giant Atlanta baptist church with its halls lined with booths selling books and tapes and seminars and whatever the hell else they could slap a price-tag on, I could help but think of Jesus in the temple throwing out the money changers and overturning their tables. These assholes don't know Jesus and they never will; as the Good Shepherd warns in the Good Book, we see him everyday in the face of every person in need of help, but since he can't be found on the back of a dollar, dobson et al will never recognise him.

I will come back to all this. The shit going down in Memphis is too far beyond the pale and too close to home.

But I need to calm down first.

Tuesday, March 15, 2005

Hey Knessy, camera questions...

hey Knesset, what you think? I think I might be able to lie to myself and believe that I will be able to sort of 'afford' (ie- not eat or drink for a month... or two) the Konica Minolta Dimage A200 (even though I totally want the Olympus Evolt E300).

The New York Times > Technology> Review> STATE OF THE ART; The Big Picture: Megapixel Race At Milestone 8:

STATE OF THE ART; The Big Picture: Megapixel Race At Milestone 8

By DAVID POGUE
Published: February 24, 2005

Correction Appended

ON life's final exam, the section intended to gauge your maturity and wisdom will probably look like this. ''Mark each statement true or false: More money always makes you happier. A larger strawberry always tastes better. More megahertz always means a faster computer.''
Too easy? All right, then, answer this: Why are so many people convinced that more megapixels means a better digital camera?


Within three years, camera companies rolled out four-megapixel cameras, then five, then six and seven. Now, if you can believe it, eight-megapixel consumer cameras are available for under $600.

Let's get one thing straight: the number of megapixels is a measure of how many dots make up a digital photo, not its quality. An eight-megapixel photo can look just as bad as a three-megapixel one -- just much, much bigger.

The problem with this digicam arms race is that more megapixels mean bigger files. You need a much bigger memory card, you'll pay more for the camera (for its faster processing circuitry) and you'll have to wait a lot longer for those giant files to download to your computer. Once there, they also take longer to transfer, open and edit.

All right. Now that you've been given the Lecture, it's only fair to acknowledge that more megapixels do come in handy in three situations. First, an eight-megapixel photo has enough resolution for giant prints -- 20-inch-by-30-inch posters, for example. Second, more megapixels give you the freedom to crop out a huge amount of a photo to isolate the really good stuff, while still leaving enough pixels to make reasonably sized prints.

Third -- let's be honest here -- it's fun to blow people away by telling them you have an eight-megapixel camera.

Five big-name camera companies make eight-megapixel models under $800: Nikon, Olympus, Konica Minolta, Canon and Sony. (Sony declined to provide a camera for evaluation in this roundup, saying that its entry has reached the end of its life cycle. Memorial services have not yet been scheduled.)

Fortunately, these companies didn't just slap eight-megapixel sensors into so-so cameras. Each company also incorporated excellent lenses, fast circuitry and other hallmarks of high-end cameras. In other words, these cameras give you eight good megapixels.

All of these cameras are heavyish, black and fairly bulky; if you want one of those slim, silver credit-card cams, forget it. Each offers full manual controls, a pop-up flash and a detached, easy-to-lose lens cap. Each can capture photos in either the JPEG format or what advanced shutterbugs call RAW format -- huge, 13-megabyte files that when transferred to a program like Photoshop or iMovie can be miraculously ''reshot'' with different exposure, white balance and other settings, right on the computer.

Three models in this review -- the Nikon, the Minolta and the Canon -- fall halfway between traditional consumer cameras and more professional models. They offer powerful 7X to 10X zoom lenses that can bring you much closer to the soccer field or the school play than the usual 3X zoom. All three feature liquid-crystal-display screens that flip out from the camera body and rotate, making overhead, ground-level and self-portrait shots much easier. (As a bonus, the screen is protected when it is snapped shut against the camera back.)

Note, too, that when you peer into the eyepiece viewfinder of those three cameras, you don't actually see out the lens. Instead, you see another tiny L.C.D. screen (an EVF, or electronic viewfinder) -- an approach loved and loathed by various shutterbug factions.

You can expect exceptional photos from all four cameras, far superior to what you get from a $300 consumer camera. (You can see some samples at nytimes.com/circuits.) Here's what else you can expect.

KONICA MINOLTA DIMAGE A200 -- At $587, this is the least expensive eight-megapixeler. (These prices come from shopping.com, which identifies the lowest price from a highly rated store.) It's also among the smallest and lightest, yet the rubberized, hand-turnable zoom ring makes it feel precise and professional.

This model gets brownie points for its exceptionally clear menu system, its comfortable body design and an antishake feature that does wonders for slow-shutter and fully zoomed-in shots. (The Nikon has a similar feature.)

And if you want to take movies with your camera, this is the one to get. It can capture TV-size, TV-smooth movies up to 15 minutes long. Better yet, the autofocus and that awesome zoom ring operate while you're recording, which is unusual for a digital still camera.

Subtract a few points, though, for the flash, which doesn't pop up by itself (you have to haul it up manually), the lack of a printed manual and the limited number of canned presets like Portrait, Sports, Night and Sunset. (In fact, that's the whole list.) And the A200's viewfinders turn grainy and slow to focus indoors at night, in large part because the camera lacks an autofocus assist lamp (which helps a camera focus in dim light).

CANON POWERSHOT PRO 1 -- Canon's octamegapixel camera is also compact -- except for the L.C.D. screen, that is; it's two inches diagonally, a lot nicer than the 1.8-inch screens of its rivals. The PowerShot's price is nice, too (about $635), the illuminated top-mounted L.C.D. status screen is helpful and the photos are absolutely terrific. To its further credit, Canon is the only company that includes a memory card (a 64-megger).

With due respect, though, the most fitting adjective for this camera is annoying. The nano-dial that turns the camera on and off requires thumbs the size of Barbie's. And when you half-press to focus, the image on the screen freezes momentarily -- and frustratingly. (The Nikon also exhibits this quirk.)

Worst of all, though, is the electronic zoom ring: the zooming lags behind your turning, which can drive you crazy.

The PowerShot Pro has plenty of great features and, in good light, takes excellent pictures. But certain aspects of it can get on your nerves.

NIKON COOLPIX 8800 -- What a list of great features! Crystal-clear close-ups 1.2 inches from the subject; truly helpful image stabilization; a wireless remote control for self-portraits and shakeless shutter presses; 15 preprogrammed scene modes; 30 frames-per-second movie recording, with zoom (30-second length limit); and a best-in-class 10X optical zoom, which makes this model what a Nikon spokesman calls ''the über-soccer camera.'' (Nikon also offers the Coolpix 8400, which lacks the 10X zoom and the vibration damper and costs about $80 less.)

Unfortunately, the list of disappointments is equally stunning. For starters, this Coolpix (about $725) is the only eight-megapixel camera without a zoom ring. To zoom in and out (and noisily at that), you have to hold down the + and - buttons, which feels so three-megapixel.

Second, the manual-focus system cries out for a rethink. The operation requires both hands, the screen doesn't magnify the image to help you out and the on-screen scale doesn't display actual distances.

Finally, this camera falls to its knees in dim light. Its autofocus often flails helplessly indoors, zooming futilely in and out; if the subject is more than five feet away, the autofocus assist lamp just twiddles its thumbs. If birthday parties and Thanksgiving dinners are among the scenes you hope to immortalize, you'll find Coolpix distinctly uncool.

OLYMPUS EVOLT E300 -- This is one big, weird-looking camera. Because light is mirrored off to the side, the usual hump over the lens (where a prism usually sits) is missing, so the Evolt looks as if it has been scalped.

The Evolt isn't in the same category as the cameras described above. It's a digital single-lens-reflex camera, which means that you can't preview the picture on the screen; you have to compose your photo by peering through the glass eyepiece (although that's a wonderful, bright, professional-feeling experience). You don't get movies or sound, a tilt-and-swivel screen, a powerful zoom or a remote control. A digital S.L.R. is a pure, unadulterated still-photo machine, with fast focusing, fast startup time, a catalog of available lenses, days-long battery life and practically no shutter lag (the delay after you press the shutter button).

No wonder, then, that the Evolt easily outshoots its three more compact, more consumer-oriented rivals, even though its price is in the same ballpark ($723 after a $100 rebate that's good through March 31).

The colors pop, autofocus can't miss and the flash pops up so high, your subjects' likelihood of having red eye is next to nil. There's even an ultrasonic vibrator inside that shakes dust off the sensor each time you turn the camera on.

Now, there are better digital S.L.R.'s. The widely adored Nikon D70, for example, has zero startup time and takes sharper photos than the Evolt. But it will cost you at least $900, with lens, and that's after a $200 rebate. (Just a few days ago, Canon unveiled a new superfast, sub-$1,000, eight-megapixel digital S.L.R. of its own, called the EOS 350D.)

THE BOTTOM LINE -- If you're like most people whose photographic ambitions involve birthdays, weddings, soccer games, holidays and children, here's the cold, hard truth: eight megapixels is three or four megapixels too many.

But if you foresee having to print out posters or heavily cropped 8-by-10's, then the Olympus Evolt E300 is clearly the sharpest shooter of the bunch. Of course, buying it involves giving up some delicious features, like digital movies and the ability to compose your photos on the screen.

If you're not prepared to make those sacrifices, then consider the Konica Minolta Dimage A200. It offers great photos, superb movie capture and a minimum of annoyances, all in a relatively small, inexpensive package.

Either way, these cameras ought to tide you over at least until the 24-megapixel models come out.


Correction: March 3, 2005, Thursday The State of the Art column in Circuits last Thursday, about eight-megapixel digital cameras, misidentified an Apple program that can adjust the exposure, the white balance and other settings in high-resolution photos shot in the RAW format. It is iPhoto, not iMovie.

Monday, March 07, 2005

Why is Kearney always so selfish?

I have a new boyfriend and all Kearney can think of doing is stealing him from me. Before he even knows who I am and how much I love him.

So, maybe I don't really have a new boyfriend or any desire for one. But I have a book...which I discovered, in a toy store...which I discovered. And it was written (illustrated and printed) by someone who lives in our neighborhood by some guy who is our age... all of which was discovered by moi and then Kearney is all, "Oooo, I think I am crushing on this mystery man who is obviously totally in love with Daniel."

That rat. But Kearney is generous enough to tell me he will back off from my territory if our man of intrigue is "redheaded or fat."

He will end up being straight anyway, and then Lisa gets him.

or if he is gay he will just end up preferring Michael anyway. Figures.

Wednesday, March 02, 2005

the aforementioned lisa's pregnant sister photo: direct link

here is a direct link to the friendster page with the picture of Lisa's pregnant angry sis:

Friendster - View Full Photo

Holy shit: Lisa's picture of angry preggers sis on friendster.

the picture of lisa's pregnant sister looking like something that would destroy japanese cities while battling godzilla that she has recently posted on friendster is amazing. She looks about as angry as I am at the fuckers who run the damn MTA in NYC. Yes, it is a great idea to completely shut down both the 7 and the L trains (and 4/5 service to Brklyn) on the same nights, so we either have to take a cab to escape the fucking island or commute about 2 hours out of our way.

Go look at the picture of Lisa's crazy angry sis: that is how I feel. Goddamn bloomberg and the fucking mta management. Grrrr. No, no, my three burrough commute isn't long enough already. Please, shut down everything leaving the city after midnight so we can have stupid robot trains on the L. Trains without drivers; great idea.

more importantly, great pics Leesee.

Thursday, February 24, 2005

snow patrol

I am sitting here at work watching the falling snow and listening to How to Be Dead by Snow Patrol from the john cd. It is so insanely beatiful and for some reason striking a chord with me. I can't decide if I am relating to it as the singer or the sung to.

Is their whole cd that good?

Monday, February 07, 2005

I am at times...

...slow and stupid.

Like recently, when I arrived back in NYC to find that john had sent his lovely new my-year-in-music cd. I and my roommates have played the damn thing over and over again and thought about how amazing it is and how great all the music is on it and how intimidatingly high the bar has been set for our year's soundtracks.

But I have yet to thank john.

Distraction and business is no excuse; I have been neglectful, but here is a long over due thank you to everyone's favorite tinkerer, Mr. Brooks. Your cd is amazing, the book you made me is magnificent, your friendship is better than them both.

on a completely different note, I blame Liz and john and James Wolcott for almost watching two (I narrowly escaped after the first one, but only after seeing everyone dress up in their postal uniforms in the second) episodes of Project Runway. Move over Tyra, hello Heidi.

And Kearney, if you read this, I still have your and Deirdre's copies of the johny year soundtrack held hostage at my house. If you want it you are going to have to come get it or bribe Mason with food.

Tuesday, February 01, 2005

I usually don't go in for these

but with time on my hands at work today (read: Cindy is gone, so I have no one to talk to, even at lunch, and I would much rather do just about anything than brave the cold or make new workfriends), I read the BBC online. I found this -- http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/4225889.stm. I'm passing it along, in part because I enjoyed reading it while everyone else at work was working. But more, because I just simply enjoyed reading it.